I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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