My nipple is on Facebook.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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