honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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