found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Randomize
