SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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