Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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