Sponge bath it is.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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