it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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