there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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