They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
