my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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