She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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