he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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