i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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