DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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