Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
