I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
