all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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