Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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