That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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