Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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