I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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