Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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