We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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