I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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