Just fell off a train. Bad.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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