i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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