careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
