flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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