I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We are all done wearing pants today
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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