butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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