But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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