Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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