yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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