I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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