it was like his penis was on wheels.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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