would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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