He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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