I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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