I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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