Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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