Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Less talking, more tequila
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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