I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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