remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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