at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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