Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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