The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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