Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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