At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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