do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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