man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
